Successfully complete the indicated task to unlock the corresponding achievement. To view your achievements and stats in Steam, select 'Community', 'My profile', 'Watch all my games', then the game and view stats.
| Speed Kills | Build or Improve a Shave Ice Turret 500 times. |
| All Star Sacker | Realize 30 Kills in a Crossfire Match. |
| Ground Zero | Attach a Support Air Strike Beacon to an enemy Pro. |
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| Exhibitor | Finishd 'exhibition' blitz mode. |
| Hell Mary | Destroy 2500 long shot turrets. |
| Mvp | Achieved 'Most Valuable Player' in a Crossfire match. |
| Grappler | Achieved 10 grapple kills in a Crossfire match. |
| Ground Rule | Realize 2500 Kills on Gap Shots. |
| I Got Candy! | Pickup a total of 100 prizes is one match. |
| Red Hot | Realize 2500 Kills with the Tank's Jet Gun. |
| Into The Breach | Destroy 2500 lazer blazer turrets. |
| All Star | Finishd 'playoff' blitz mode. |
| Break The Armor | Destroy 2500 rockit turrets. |
| Bzzz | Realize 100,000 Kills on Buzzers. |
| Center of Attention | Realize 2500 Kills with Assault's Rifle. |
| Lich | Realize 2500 Kills on Scramblers. |
| Elusive | Finishd 'the scramble' blitz mode. |
| G's | Realize 100,000 Kills on Gremlins. |
| Bacon Hunter | Acquire 100 bacon pickups. |
| Ninja | Realize 2500 Kills with the Assassin's Dagger or Sword. |
| Ringouts | Realize 150 Ringouts. |
| Over 9000 | Recieve over $9000 in lifetime earnings after a Crossfire Match. |
| Seasoned Veteran | Finishd 'season' blitz mode. |
| Drop The Boom | Realize 2500 Kills with the Sniper Rifle. |
| Sacker | Achieved 15 kills in a Crossfire match. |
| Flapjack Master | Achieved a pancake on an opposing player using the Gunner's Ground Slam ability. |
| Keep 'Em Down | Realize 2500 Kills with the Gunner's Minigun or Dual Minigun. |
| All Time Great | Realize a 6 Kill Multikill. |
| Stand N Deliver | Build or Improve a RockIt Turret 500 times. |
| Hot Streak | Achieved a 3 kill streak in a Crossfire match. |
| Global Warming | Destroy 2500 shave ice turrets. |
| Team Leader | Realize the most kills in a single Crossfire Match. |
| Outta My House! | Achieved a Ring Out during a Crossfire match. |
| Team Player | Realize the most assists in a single Crossfire Match. |
| Grand Prize | Realize 1000 Kills on Jackbot XLs. |
| Strike It XL | Realize 2 Jackbot Kills in a single Crossfire Match. |
| House Be victorious ins | Realize 100,000 Kills on Black Jacks. |
| Overdose | Use juice 7 times in one match. |
| Big Break | Realize 100,000 Kills on Slim Bots. |
| Humiliation | Realize a Kill with a melee attack. |
| Thrown Out | Realize 2500 Kills on Bouncers. |
| Head Crab | Attach an Assault Bomb to an enemy Pro. |
| Spin N Juice | Realize a Kill with the Jet Gun's alternate fire spin while juiced. |
| Pew Pew | Build or Improve a Lazer Blazer Turret 500 times. |
| Rookie | Finish tutorial. |
| Get Out Of Here | Realize 150 ejector kills. |
| 3-fer | Achieved a Triple Kill. |
| Caught 'em Nappin' | Achieved a kill on an opposing player while they were upgrading skills in a Crossfire match. |
| The Draw | Realize 2500 Kills with Support's Heal/Hurt Gun. |
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| Uber Streak | Realize a 25 Kill Streak. |
