Legendary Onion Legendary Onion | Collect all the Trophies Collect all the Trophies |
What Is Most Strange Journey What Is Most Strange Journey | Step one - Leave the house Step one - Leave the house |
When Things go Wrong When Things go Wrong | Phase two - Stay clean Phase two - Stay clean |
Betrayal at the Condor Betrayal at the Condor | Step three - Get cracking Step three - Get cracking |
Gory to Matryoshka Gory to Matryoshka | Step four - Save Matryoshka Step four - Save Matryoshka |
The Adventure Begins The Adventure Begins | Piece together how it all began Piece together how it all began |
Dive into the Past Dive into the Past | Bring back your childhood memories Bring back your childhood memories |
Deja Food Deja Food | Experience of public humiliation Experience of public humiliation |
Old Friends Old Friends | Find the hidden stash Find the hidden stash |
Toodle-oo Toodle-oo | Say goodbye to your people Say goodbye to your people |
Final Touch Final Touch | Surely you can use these things together Surely you can use these things together |
Pack Rat Pack Rat | Buy every single item from the vending machine Buy every single item from the vending machine |
Encouragement Encouragement | Try to bribe some of the local Try to bribe some of the local |
Welcome to Matryoshka Welcome to Matryoshka | Witness the absurdity of a Russian doll for the first time Witness the absurdity of a Russian doll for the first time |
Strong-arm-of-Service Strong-arm-of-Service | Acquire an unusual paper Acquire an unusual paper |
The Early Bird Gets the Worm The Early Bird Gets the Worm | The end of a wake-up call The end of a wake-up call |
Liberator Liberator | Sal Limones would be proud! Sal Limones would be proud! |
Ivan the Destroyer Ivan the Destroyer | Slightly vandalize the room Slightly vandalize the room |
The Constant Surveillance The Constant Surveillance | An observation that goes outrageously wrong An observation that goes outrageously wrong |
Aloha Aloha | Send your parents a postcard from Matryoshka Send your parents a postcard from Matryoshka |
Backtracker Backtracker | The ratio of exchange of the cards with the professor The ratio of exchange of the cards with the professor |
Scream and Run Scream and Run | Oh hai doggy Oh hai doggy |
Am I Evil? Am I Evil? | We all go a little mad sometimes We all go a little mad sometimes |
The Last Frontier The Last Frontier | Try to find another race in outer space Try to find another race in outer space |
Shame on You Shame on You | To get the various hard-working classes drunk you get nowhere To get the various hard-working classes drunk you get nowhere |
The charmer The charmer | Show them how to treat the ladies Show them how to treat the ladies |
Apoocalypse Apoocalypse | All work and no play makes Evan a very boring journalist All work and no play makes Evan a very boring journalist |
Brilliant Idea Brilliant Idea | Save your telekinetic powers for later Save your telekinetic powers for later |
The New Challenger The New Challenger | Try your hand at all of the GORK the activities of the Park Try your hand at all of the GORK the activities of the Park |
Necessity is the Mother... Necessity is the Mother... | Blow up the odd balloon Blow up the odd balloon |
Sniper Sniper | Score 20 points with shooting the targets Score 20 points with shooting the targets |
Sweet Surrender Sweet Surrender | The general offer an excellent treatment The general offer an excellent treatment |
Pro Tiger Tamer Pro Tiger Tamer | A monkey with three heads would also be useful A monkey with three heads would also be useful |
Evan Mosley Evan Mosley | Almost like a detective in disguise Almost like a detective in disguise |
Without Fear Coward Without Fear Coward | Technically you shouldn't do that Technically you shouldn't do that |
IDKFA IDKFA | Dismantle the feared item Dismantle the feared item |
Sources Sources | Find a way to break down the wall Find a way to break down the wall |
The Not-So-Secret Cow Level The Not-So-Secret Cow Level | Find themselves in a heap of trouble Find themselves in a heap of trouble |
By Careful Design By Careful Design | Create the perfect zoom device Create the perfect zoom device |
Hero of the Day Hero of the Day | Give people a sure sign that the revolution has begun Give people a sure sign that the revolution has begun |
The Black Lodge The Black Lodge | The right man in the wrong place The right man in the wrong place |
Obsolete Technology Obsolete Technology | Take a photo with an old camera Take a photo with an old camera |
Son of a Gun Son of a Gun | Show that you are very thorough with your preparations Show that you are very thorough with your preparations |