Potato Pilot You completed the first 2 Earth Levels | You completed the first 2 Earth Levels |
Saviour You saved 12 or more recruits. | You saved 12 or more recruits. |
The Beige Star You kept your mouth shut. | You kept your mouth shut. |
Honey, I'm Home! You helped force peace. | You helped force peace. |
Mine Sweeper You detonated 25 mines without causing ANY damage. | You detonated 25 mines without causing ANY damage. |
Send In The Drone ? | ? |
Free The Earthlings You released 10.000 potatoes from bondage. | You released 10.000 potatoes from bondage. |
Grim Reaper You squashed 100 comrades. | You squashed 100 comrades. |
Perfect Earth Assemble all 5 Earth ships in Perfect condition. | Assemble all 5 Earth ships in Perfect condition. |
Back to the Kitchen! You didn't want this silly job anyways. | You didn't want this silly job anyways. |
Business as Usual You didn't learn from history. | You didn't learn from history. |
Against All Odds You helped Yuri survive to see New Earth. | You helped Yuri survive to see New Earth. |
Alternative Meats You found out what happens when the potatoes run out. | You found out what happens when the potatoes run out. |
Kartoshnaya ? | ? |
Cozy Mineshafts You returned home. | You returned home. |
Transcended Carbs You minded the potato. | You minded the potato. |
Humanity 2.0 You transcended. | You transcended. |
Final Countdown You finished an assembly during the last 3 seconds. | You finished an assembly during the last 3 seconds. |
Where is everyone? You ran out of comrades. | You ran out of comrades. |
Happy Ever After You are happy, content and obedient... or else. | You are happy, content and obedient... or else. |
The Beach You took matters into your own hands. | You took matters into your own hands. |
Winner. Takes. All. You helped bluff an end to the war. | You helped bluff an end to the war. |
Number Two You became second in command. | You became second in command. |
The Finest Medal Your comrades look at you with awe and the deepest respect. | Your comrades look at you with awe and the deepest respect. |
Potato Pyramid Scheme You turned into a greedy capitalist. | You turned into a greedy capitalist. |
Shiny Yellow Stuff You collected 8 gold nuggets. | You collected 8 gold nuggets. |
Hardcore You played from beginning to New Earth in Hardcore mode. | You played from beginning to New Earth in Hardcore mode. |
Because I Say So! You let VAL9000 rule humanity. | You let VAL9000 rule humanity. |
Thank You ? | ? |
Mobius Loop You got humanity stuck in a loop, in a loop, in a loop... | You got humanity stuck in a loop, in a loop, in a loop... |
Skyniet You failed to stop VAL9000. | You failed to stop VAL9000. |
Techno Wernhers Your DNA was inferior. | Your DNA was inferior. |
Look... Higher. You questioned your reality. | You questioned your reality. |
Paint Remover You scraped off 10.000 square meters of paint. | You scraped off 10.000 square meters of paint. |
Real Cosmonaut You played from beginning to New Earth with Realistic Physics. We salute you. | You played from beginning to New Earth with Realistic Physics. We salute you. |
Backlog ? | ? |
Let There Be Light ? | ? |
Lone Warrior ? | ? |
Coffin Nails ? | ? |