Achievement and Trophy Guide for Coffin Dodgers

PSN Trophies

Achievement	How to Get It
Retirement	Collect all Coffin Dodgers trophies.
My Kart Is Augmented	Buy an upgrade.
We Can Rebuild Him	Fully upgrade a single kart aspect.
Million Dollar Granddad	Fully upgrade your kart.
GrimAced	Win your first race.
During The War...	Run over an opponent’s fallen body.
Technophobic	Use an EMP 20 times successfully.
Feeling Lucky?	Hose 20 oldies with the Uzi.
Am I Missing An Eyebrow?	Expertly explode 20 pensioners with the use of a rocket.
Slick Moves Like Jagger	Slip up 20 people’s Sunday drive with some oil.
Luckily My Shield Will Protect Me	Successfully use a shield to block 20 attacks.
Gone In Many Seconds	Boost without crashing 20 times.

Achievement	How to Get It
He Was A Skater Boy	Knock 5 skaters off the road.
Paperboy The Hard Way	Run over 5 bikers.
Death Defier	Get gold in all races in the village.
Death Derider	Get gold in all races in the town.
Death Despiser	Get gold in all races in the farm.
Death Defiler	Get gold in all races in the graveyard.
Death Decider	Get gold in all races in the showdown.
Sweep	Get 1 Crazy Granddad item.
Batteries not Included	Get taken out by a UFO laser.
One Foot in the Grave	Complete story mode.
6 Feet Under	Complete story mode as The Grim Reaper.

Steam Achievements

Achievement	How to Get It
During The War...	Run over an opponent’s fallen body, adding insult to an already pretty painful injury. You monster.
My Kart Is Augmented	Buy an upgrade. Good thing you old types like a bit of DIY, eh?
GrimAced	Win your first race, proving that old people everywhere actually can drive at a moderate pace.
Batteries not Included	Get taken out by a UFO laser, more than a close encounter.
We Can Rebuild Him	Fully upgrade a single kart aspect, putting the younger generation and their custom cars to shame with your far superior experience in craftsmanship.
Gone In Many Seconds	Boost without hurtling far off course and crashing too horribly into the scenery 20 times.
Am I Missing An Eyebrow?	Expertly explode 20 pensioners with the use of a rocket, causing mass havoc and outcry from the Royal Aeronautical Society.
Technophobic	Use an EMP 20 times successfully - who says old people can’t use technology? You do, apparently.
Feeling Lucky?	Hose 20 oldies with the Uzi. The world’s slowest police chase is going to star you, you criminal.
Silver Surfer	Take your online points total past 10, proving that old people and the Internet isn’t a disaster waiting to happen.
Luckily My Shield Will Protect Me	Successfully use a shield to block 20 horrible whippersnapper’s attacks against your innocent old self.
Death Defier	Get gold in all races in the village, telling Grim he’s not having your soul tonight.
Casting your net	Win a single network multiplayer race, your first step to world domination.

Achievement	How to Get It
Slick Moves Like Jagger	Slip up 20 people’s Sunday drive with some oil, making you no better than the young’ins who litter, you hypocrite.
Death Derider	Get gold in all races in the town, insulting Grim’s efficiency by evading his grasp twice now.
Worldly Wise Whiz	Amass over 50 points online, it’s what Tim Berners-Lee would have wanted.
Death Decider	Get gold in all races in the showdown, winning your fate and telling Grim to stop harassing old people all over the world.
Death Despiser	Get gold in all races in the farm, making Grim REALLY want your soul now.
Sweep	Get 1 Crazy Granddad item. You are cleaning up this town. Somebody has to. You’re just doing it really slowly.
Million Dollar Granddad	Fully upgrade your kart, showing your grandkids the money they could have had if they were nicer.
Death Defiler	Get gold in all races in the graveyard, ruining Grim’s happy place.
Disco Driving	Catch that Saturday Night Fever by winning a network race on a Saturday.
No rest for the wicked	Why rest when you could be earning achievements. Win a network race on a Sunday.
A Manic Monday	Add to the mayhem by winning a network race on a Monday.
Jason goes to Sunny Pines	Win a network race on a Friday. Just avoid going down by the lake if you can.
A Quiet Night In	Get the blow-up doll in the crazy Granddad game mode for an evening of pleasure with your very own plastic friend.

Achievement	How to Get It
Tuesday’s child	Put your graceful driving to good use by winning a network race on a Tuesday.
Paperboy The Hard Way	Run over 5 bikers. We know that drivers hate them, but you’re in mobility scooters! That’s just nasty.
Over the hump	Win a network race on a Wednesday. Then celebrate by visiting the most duck filled pond you ever sat by.
Thor's Day	Impress the mighty Thor with a network race victory on a Thursday.
Double, double toil and trouble	Get a Snatch Item pair for double points and bragging rights down at the bingo club.
Snatch me if you can	Snatch an item off an opponent in Snatch game mode. What has society come to!
He Was A Skater Boy	Keyword being was. Knock 5 skaters off the road.
Week Minded	You're an all rounder. Win a network race on each day of the week..
Trick or Treat	Add insult to injury by winning a network race on Halloween, Grim’s favourite day of the year.
You Old Romantic	Win a network race on Valentine’s Day and dedicate this achievement to that special someone.
Christmas Truce?	Not a chance, take out your opponents and win a network race on Christmas day.