Steam Achievements
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Fucked A Chair |
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Window Shopper |
Spent 1 minute browsing chair profiles |
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Furniture Pervert |
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Quality Assurance |
Commit a large number of consecutive high quality bumpings |
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A Troubling Hobby |
Encounter 10 Chairs |
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Bookworm |
Spent over 3 minutes browsing chair profiles |
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The Door Has Been Opened |
Word is around town you know how to really squish a seat. |
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Swipe Left To Avoid A Terrible Fate |
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Bedroom Eyes |
Unlocked Googly Eyes |
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Your Fate Is Sealed |
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Knows What Every Lever Under The Seat Does |
Encounter 20 Chairs |
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Distant Sounds of Bare Feet On Wet Concrete |
The chair is a foot |
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Creeper |
Spent over 8 minutes browsing chair profiles |
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Chair Kink |
Fucked over 3,000 times |
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Repeat Customer |
Spazio pubblicitario
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Eager Face |
Spent an entire encounter mostly only twerking |
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Sexterfield |
Seduced the heck out of some upholstered chairs over 5 times |
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Learn How To Scream |
Unlocked bonus sound mode |
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I Can Still Hear Its Voice In My Mind |
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It's Not You... No Wait, It Is |
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No Leg To Stand On |
Blew away wooden chairs 4 times with your love |
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Clinical Depression |
Spent over 20 minutes browsing chair profiles |
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Office Furniture Warehouse Liquidation Sale |
Encounter 40 Chairs |
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Please, What Are You Doing |
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No Chair Left Out |
Completed with every chair type |
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Imposter Syndrome |
Became worth an investigation |
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Abandoned By God |
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Examination |
The Chorus bears witness |
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Got the Job! |
Successfully impress The Chorus |
