Steam Achievements
| Achievement | How to Get It |
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Regression |
Take a shot in the head and remember how you got here. |
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Ecclesiastical extraction |
Rescue the rookie. Find Father Mikhail. Admire the view. |
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You are in an iron barrel |
Unlock a S.A.M. |
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This Seems Safe |
Unlock a S.A.M. |
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Spread the word joy |
Kill 3 enemies with a double shotgun. |
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The Spirit of Roma |
Fight alongside Massimo Murena. |
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The spirit of Rome |
Fight alongside Massimo Murena. |
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Spread the Joy |
Kill 3 enemies with a double shotgun blast. |
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Roman holidays |
Gather with your friends and kill something big. |
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Roman Holiday |
Get together with your friends and kill something big. |
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Subtractive worshiper |
Retrieve a key stolen from a worshiper. |
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Cultist Stimulator |
Recover a key stolen by a cultist. |
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For the cause |
Find out what happened to Alexander. |
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Volcano Antagonizer |
Die HAARP With A Vengeance. |
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Never give up |
Kill 5 enemies in a row while your health is below 10 HP. |
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That Belongs In A Museum |
Recover the alien artifact located by Dr. Stein. |
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This goes to a museum [P ] [94655N] Never give up |
Recover the alien artifact located by Doctor Stein. |
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No Surrender |
Kill 5 enemies in a row while your health is below 10 HP. |
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The antagonist of the volcano |
Use HAARP and avenge yourself. |
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Megavomito |
Kill a vomitor using the collateral vomit damage of another vomitor. |
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Hot hot hot |
Escape an angry volcano that you foolishly antagonized. |
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That burning sensation |
Collect the burned aliens for Professor Kiesel. |
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Megabarf |
Kill a Belcher using Belcher collateral barf damage. |
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Bang bang! |
Kill a Haludran Reptiloid using only a pistol. |
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Maximum pain |
Kill 5 enemies during a single time warp slow. |
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Hard Science Fiction |
Get a weaponized black hole, using science. |
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Center! |
Kill 3 Mutant Bulls each with one shot. |
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Are You Not Entertained? |
Party like it's 199. |
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Pure science fiction |
Obtain an armed black hole using science. |
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La Nonna é Mobile |
Meet a powerful granny. |
Spazio pubblicitario
| Achievement | How to Get It |
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All roads lead to Rome |
Head to Rome. Leave Rodriguez. |
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Max Pain |
Kill 5 enemies during a single Time Warp slowdown. |
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Make him lose his mind! |
Kill 100 enemies with a headshot. |
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Where's That Girl |
Make sure Gabriella is OK. |
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Don't you have fun? |
Celebrate old fashioned. |
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Signature shotgun |
Sign Secchi's rifle. |
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Signature Move |
Sign Secchi's rifle. |
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Double shotguns |
Kill 20 enemies with two shotguns. |
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Harvest Noon |
Don't fear the reaper. Be the reaper. |
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What happened to the girl? |
Make sure Gabriella is okay. |
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You Have Been Wormed |
Assist Dr. Vermetti in his war on worms. |
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Grandma is mobile |
Meet a beefy grandmother. |
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See Carcassonne And Die |
Cross the French countryside and get very cross. |
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Say hello to my little friend |
Explode 1,000 machine gun rounds by firing continuously. |
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Pow Pow! |
Kill an Aludran Reptiloid using nothing but a pistol. |
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Don't feel like a worm |
Help Doctor Vermetti in his war against worms. |
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Holy driver |
Lead the popemobile to victory. |
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Heads Up! |
Kill 100 enemies with a headshot. |
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Bye bye, Kleer |
Kill 50 healthy Kleers with a direct shotgun hit. |
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Quadruple the Gun |
Kill 20 enemies while dual wielding double shotguns. |
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Death makes you beautiful [ P] [94675N] Bye bye, K |
Don't be afraid of the reaper. Become it. |
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Bullseye |
One-shot kill 3 Werebulls with a shotgun. |
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Bride with a bang |
Kill a Nun Bride with the C-4. |
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The French Achievement |
Achievement is your middle name. |
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Southern gentleman |
Help a couple of young women on the hunt. |
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See Carcassonne and then die |
Drive through the French countryside without being put in the wheel. |
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Harvest Festival |
Claim 100 enemy victims with a reaper. |
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Oil's Well That Ends Well |
Escape the Oil Rig. |
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The informant? |
What if I could talk to monsters? |
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The French target |
Target is your middle name. |
Spazio pubblicitario
| Achievement | How to Get It |
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Dismemberfest |
Dismember 50 enemies with cannonballs. |
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But shut up! |
Destroy 10 propaganda drones. |
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Serious Art |
Protect humanity's treasures from unrefined invaders. |
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Oh, Shut Up |
Destroy 10 propaganda drones. |
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My enemy's enemy [ P] [94684N] Serious art |
Have 20 enemies kill each other using psychotropic grenades. |
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Let me celebrate |
Dismember 50 enemies with cannonballs. |
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From Earth With Love |
Send Mental a message he won't forget. |
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Class Reunion |
Pass through the citadel of Carcassonne. Start assembling your team. |
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Quality Time |
Go on a date with Hellfire. |
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Classic Hero Stuff |
Save a princess. More classic than that you die. |
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The last human |
Get justice. Get the Holy Grail. Get fooled. |
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Say Hello To My Mini Friend |
Spend 1000 minigun rounds while firing continuously. |
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As crude as oil |
Escape the oil rig. |
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Enemy of My Enemy |
Make 20 enemies kill each other using Psychotropic Grenades. |
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From the Earth with love |
Send Mental a message that he won't forget. |
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Serious Sam |
Beat the game on any difficulty level. |
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Get Serious |
Unlock 10 S.A.M.s in a single playthrough. |
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The game gets serious |
Unlock 10 S.A.M. in a single game session. |
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All Kleer |
Kill 50 healthy Kleers with a direct double shotgun hit. |
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Kill in the melee |
Kill 11 different enemies using melee attacks. |
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Mushroom surprise |
Find out what happened to the British aviator. |
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Veni Vidi Witchy |
Kill a Witchbride using C4. |
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Fulbert le Fou |
Discover Fulbert's great invention. |
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Spinal Tap |
Kill 11 different enemies using melee attacks. |
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Brass lantern |
Complete a text adventure. On an oil rig. During an alien invasion. |
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Tear 'n' Rip |
Melee a big enemy. |
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Destroy and annihilate |
Take on a large enemy in a melee attack. |
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Atomic Wedgie |
Use the mininuke to eliminate 100 enemies at once. |
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Atomic Bowler |
Use the nuclear mini bomb to take out 100 enemies in one go. |









