Steam Achievements
| Achievement | How to Get It |
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Bienvenue dans La France! |
You've entered into the mysterious kingdom where all girls have hair under their arms. |
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Welcome to RedemptionLand (tm) |
Welcome to RedemptionLand (tm), where all your sins are forgiven! |
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Corrupt Church |
Get rid of the Catholic priest and the horny nun. |
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Our souvenir shop is closed |
Get rid of the tourist dudes. |
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Eat The Rich |
Get rid of the French aristocrats. It's guillotine time! |
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This is a horrible Monkey Island plagiarism! |
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Not handsome enough to enter into a nightclub |
Like in real life, the bouncers told you you look like a peasant. |
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Turn a monk into a nudist |
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You're NOT Jacques Brel, Monsieur! |
You made French music even less popular worldwide! And Jacques Brel wasn't even French! |
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La Sainte Semi-Hard-On! |
Come for the syphilis! Stay for the chastest and holiest sword of the whole Christendom! |
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You are proactive and corporate-minded! |
You followed a boring business and marketing PowerPoint presentation. |
Spazio pubblicitario
| Achievement | How to Get It |
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Pubescent girl |
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Atonement with the Father |
Hopefully, LucasArts and Disney's lawyers won't see this. |
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Your mum is proud! |
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Your carbon footprint is getting worse and worse |
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Electromagnetism rules! |
You have discovered the link between magnetism and electricity 6 centuries before Faraday and Maxwell. |
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Power Of Love (Christian Edition) |
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You did it, mate! |
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Pseudoscience enthusiast |
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You have no social life |
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Similia Similibus Curantur |
