Achievements › Cyanide *ECOMM* Happiness - Freakpocalypse
| Achievement | How to Get It |
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Participation Award |
Here you go! You deserve it! Everyone deserves it! |
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Not So Permanent After All |
Alter your permanent record. |
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Hurt Me More |
Catch Mr. Murphy in his SandM outfit. |
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Hoochaholic |
Deliver all the supplies for making fine toilet wine. |
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Locker Blocker |
Get access to your locker. |
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Distraction With Attraction |
Distract Patty by making Starsky and Hutch fall in love. |
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Guerilla Marketer |
Post all of Sawyer's flyers in the school. |
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Rope-A-Dope |
Retrieve the rope in the school gymnasium. |
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About Damn Time |
Return overdue book to librarian. |
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Ready For Rod |
Get a free pizza from Rod's Thick Pizza. |
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Scarred For Life |
Give Drug Dealer some scar cream. |
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Huff The Magic Dragon |
Give Mark Hufferman a new marker. |
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Every Town Has An Elm Street |
Find a nightmarish costume. |
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Printer Pal |
Fix Grandma's printer. |
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My Girl |
Get rid of the wasp nest. |
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Chick'n Coop |
Get credit card signature from Mothercluck’n Chick’n customer. |
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Blue Brailles |
Deliver porn to Stevie Shades. |
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Hobo Habitat |
Give Hobo Moe a new home. |
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Operation Intrude n313 |
Sneak into Golden Haze. |
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Get To Know Shark Dad |
Have a conversation with Shark Dad. |
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Send Nudes |
Deliver Grandma's racy photos to Bernie. |
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Juvenile Delinquent |
Get arrested. |
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Your Lemons Suck |
Get a pre-order for Lemon Abe’s Lemon-Flavored “Lemonade” Type Drink |
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Mission Permission |
Forge a signature on the permission slip. |
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Marriage Counselor |
Help the Janitor by ruining Beverly's date. |
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Look Ma, I Can Fly! |
Perform an aerial escape to avoid the bullies. |
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Blue Shirted Eye Grabber |
Acquire the lab technician's eyeball. |
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A Long Road Ahead |
Complete Chapter 1. |
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Eye For Detail |
Use the retinal scanner in the Secret Lab. |
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Mission Impassable |
Reveal hidden lasers in the Secret Lab. |
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Jeremiah 29:12 |
Convince someone that you're God. |
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Third Wheel |
Return the signed prom letter to Crystal. |
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Pummeling Puffs |
Trick Patty into believing Ms. Puffs stole her lunch, then witness the beatdown. |
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Puny Express |
Mail out Gertie's scathing letter. |
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Creepy Peepy Boy |
Gain access to the girl's locker room. |
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Distraction With Action |
Distract Patty by making Starsky and Hutch get into a fight. |
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The Most Beautiful Thing I've Ever Seen |
Stare at a bag blowing in the wind. |
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Freaky Flasher |
Remain completely nude for at least 10 minutes. |
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The World Can Wait |
Complete all optional sidequests. |
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Chill Out |
Learn about 10 different ice cream flavors from Dr. Scoops. |
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Judge A Book By Its Cover |
Learn about 30 different library book titles. |
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Die Of Boredom |
Stand in one location without moving for 20 minutes. |
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Back In My Day |
Listen to all of Grandpa TieGuy's stories. |
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Survivalist |
Find both Ted Bear locations in Part 1. |
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Locker Stalker |
Open every Kickstarter Backer locker in the school. |
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A Bushy Tale |
Listen to the Bush's tragic story. |
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Lost Prophet |
Find every Jesus. |
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Burned By Bernie |
Listen to every one of Bernie's "Prune Swirl" insults. |
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Project Runway |
Collect every costume. |
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Desperate Times |
Ask every person you possibly can out to prom. |
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Don't Slurp That |
Give a condom to a boy in need. |
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PermaPeeper |
Look at every Permanent Record in the Principal's Office. |
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Speed Demon |
Complete Part 1 in less than 30 minutes without saving. |
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Gotta Got 'Em All |
Insult every object you can with your "Got 'ems" |