Steam Achievements
| Achievement | How to Get It |
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? MLG 360 no scope kill! |
? Kill your first Orc Noob |
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? Tastes just like chicken! |
? Eat your first Garden Gnome |
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? Are you ready to rumble? |
? Get your very first lethal weapon |
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? You're not going to blow me up! |
? Kill you first Grenadier |
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? I like you...but I have to kill you... |
? Kill your first Orc Warmaiden |
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? AHHHHHH.....I'M ON FIRE!!! |
? Catch fire |
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? Not so hip anymore! |
? Kill your first Orc Hipster |
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? Blurry depth perception |
? Kill your first Sven-Olof |
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? Up and down |
? Jump 20 times |
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? Nerd |
? Read a book from a bookshelf |
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? Fire-fighter! |
? Put out the fire |
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? Cockadoodledoo! |
? Find the marvelous Chickenator |
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? Karaoke king |
? Make the Bard play another song |
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? Rolling, Rolling, Rolling |
? Dodge 20 times |
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? Make Love not War-Craft a Mistlefoe |
? Pick up a Mistlefoe |
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? Thats disgusting! |
? Use the stinky outhouse |
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? Mushroom soup of the day |
? Kill your first Fungoid Bob |
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? Meat grinder |
? Get eaten by a shark |
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? Butcher |
? Kill 100 enemies |
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? Honk honk! |
? Kill the clown in the sewers |
Spazio pubblicitario
| Achievement | How to Get It |
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? My pants squeak when I walk |
? Jump 100 times |
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? Surprise!! |
? Buy a surpise from Melisande |
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? Spare Ribs |
? Kill your first Skelton warrior |
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? Self assessed tax return |
? Kill your first IRS guy |
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? You can't stop me, bro! |
? Kill your first Shotgun Knight |
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? You are no match for me, Billy! |
? Kill your first Billy Bob |
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? Meetballs, coming up! |
? Kill a Billy-Goat |
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? Ripe Meat Off The Bone! |
? Eat your first grilled chicken |
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? Another one bites the iron |
? Kill an enemy using metal bars |
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? Pasta Bolognese |
? Whoop Ass 10 times! |
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? I'm going to get a concussion |
? Dodge 100 times |
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? A Megapint...? |
? Drink your very first grog |
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? Your daily dose of Vitamin C. |
? Eat 100 Gnomes |
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? Slimy... yet satisfying |
? Kill your first Grumpy Worm |
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? Haemochromatosis |
? Kill yourself with metal bars |
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? I cant stand still! |
? Jump 500 times |
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? Hovering around |
? Find and buy the HoverCraft 2500™ |
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? Catch the bus with me! |
? Blow up yourself and an enemy with a dynamite barrel |
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? Master Butcher |
? Kill 500 enemies |
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? You're not so Big anymore, Boi! |
? Kill Big Boi |
Spazio pubblicitario
| Achievement | How to Get It |
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? Yeehaw!!! |
? Live out your cowboy dreams and make a triple-shot |
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? Free Of Chains |
? Release all the chains |
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? Grumpy Immortal |
? "Defeat" The Immortal |
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? Timber! |
? Kill the Ent |
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? I drink, but I'm not a drunk! |
? Have three grogs in total |
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? My name is Whoopass, SIR Whoopass! |
? Kill 1000 enemies |
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? Scrambled Eggs |
? Collect at least 100 eggs |
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? European karaoke king |
? Make the Bard play another song while you are drunk |
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? Okay... Maybe I'm a bit drunk... |
? Drink five large grogs at the same time |
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? I want to throw up! |
? Dodge 500 times |
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? Out of bounds |
? Visit a place you shouldn't actually visit |
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? Bloody Knuckles |
? Kill a Grenadier with your bare hands |
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? No...No...No...that was not meant for you...yet! |
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? I'm getting full... |
? Eat 500 Gnomes |
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? Catch me if you can |
? Get full agility when Level Up |
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? I've got the power |
? Get full strength when Level Up |
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? I'm feeling lucky! |
? Get full luck when Level Up |
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? Better safe than sorry - use protection |
? Get full protection when Level Up |









