Achievements › Do Not Feed the Monkeys 2099
| Achievement | How to Get It |
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? Neodog |
? The gizmograph is man's best friend. |
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? Zoomorphic |
? The Friends of the Monkeys have learned the basics about these beautiful animals. |
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? Big Crunch |
? If you keep working like this, you might collapse. |
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? Metamorphosis |
? This MonkeyVision specimen has achieved its full potential. |
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? Chain Reaction |
? There ain't no such thing as a free lunch, but there are discounts. |
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? Magic Number |
? Abracadabra, call and speak! |
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? Polymorphic |
? The Amateur Zoologists have learned about a wide variety of primates. |
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? Convergence |
? Where two can chat, three can chat. |
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? Xenomorphic |
? The Masters in Primatology have observed primates from the whole wide universe. |
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? Cosmic Inflation |
? Your profits grow at an exponential rate when you invest wisely. |
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? Xenolinguistic |
? Taking notes on the primates' behavior is essential. |
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? Big Bang |
? Every outcome requires a catalyst. |
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? Chrononaut |
? These relics hold stories from the past. |
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? Neutron |
? Your capacity for independent thinking needs to improve. |
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? Star Person |
? Celebrities' calls can be soporific. |
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? Quantum |
? That's quite a bit of money |
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? Newspad |
? There's a reason they're called investigative articles. |
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? Anti-particle |
? There are people who only know how to be contrarian. |
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? Work Principle |
? No time to monkey around when there's work to be done. |
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? Futuristic Manifesto |
? You didn't have to show the artist. |
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? Holistic Investigation |
? The real crime would be not testifying. |
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? Fabric of Spacetime |
? As in the case of speed, you need time and space to get a quality suit. |
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? Infinite Improbability |
? A good cosmic traveler never throws in the towel. |
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? Band-limited Channel |
? Filk the music, help your folks! |
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? Theory of Everything |
? You have to know how to eat a little of everything. |
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? Particle |
? The omega particle awaits those who follow the rules. |
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? Kessler's Syndrome |
? It takes seven objects to make a collection... or a pile of junk. |
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? Electron |
? Your capacity for independent thinking deserves a failing grade. |
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? Madtrix |
? Have you tried to reboot the universe? |
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? Brown Dwarf |
? That waffly is going to eat me out of house and home. |
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? Missing Link |
? People who don't fit in are expelled. |
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? Proton |
? Your capacity for independent thinking is progressing adequately. |
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? Escape Pod |
? Without a plan B, this could have ended very badly. |
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? Hive Mind |
? You can't consider yourself part of the swarm if you don't know every section of our market. |
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? The Law of Robotics |
? Thanks for being honest with dyslexic androids. |