Achievement and Trophy Guide for Magicka: Wizards Of The Square Tablet

Steam Achievements

Achievement	How to Get It
Your only friend	Purchase a familiar.
Tonight we dine on crab soup	Defeat the Big Friendly Crab.
Chunky salsa	Gib three enemies in one second.
Interactive paradox	Unlock this achievement to unlock this achievement.
Passing the moose test	Defeat the Elk Dragon.
Sudden demise	Suffer at least 500 damage in one blow.
Oblivious to the elements	Die from a stage hazard.
"Whoops"	Multiplayer: Kill a fellow wizard.
Knock your block off	Get decapitated.
An ice lady	Defeat Disa.
Whack-a-shark	Kill a Land Shark with a Thunder bolt.

Achievement	How to Get It
Badbutt	Win a stage without ever using the Life element.
The detentaclenator	Defeat the Dark Young.
The weakest link	Multiplayer: Die at least twice as often as all your teammates combined.
Paranoid	Imbue a personal barrier with three different elements.
Goddess buster	Defeat Helsdottir.
Spectacular demise	Suffer at least 1000 damage in one blow.
Badass	Win a stage by blowing every single enemy to bits.
Extra style bonus	Explode so hard that your staff makes 3 full rotations before landing.
Go out with a bang	Cast Supernova.
Legendary demise	Suffer at least 5000 damage in one blow.
The yellow wizard always dies	Multiplayer: Have the yellow wizard die first in a stage's very first encounter.

Achievement	How to Get It
Party trick	Get blown to bits and have your staff get stuck in the ground pole-first.
Black comedy gold	Let a Seagal die from Oil.
You and your friends are dead	Multiplayer: Have a team of four wizards all die.
Green wins by doing nothing	Multiplayer: Have the green wizard never die or cast a single spell and still win the stage.
Critical existence failure	Blow yourself up with a regular self-targeted spell.
Out to get you	Get killed by your own staff.
Surpassing the Master	Defeat Grampa the Gray.
No respect for personal space	Multiplayer: Telefrag a fellow wizard.
Atomic backstab	Multiplayer: Deal at least 800 damage to a fellow wizard in one attack.