Achievements › Paradigm
| Achievement | How to Get It |
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Dope |
You listened to Doug drop some phat beatsies. |
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F.R.I.D.G.E C.R.E.A.M |
You listened to a fridge drop some phat rhymes |
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Koniec |
You completed Paradigm. Dope. |
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Crowd Pleaser |
You learned some sweet dance moves. |
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High Five Me Again, Yeah |
You high fived the arm one too many times. |
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Succulent Space Odyseey |
You bid a farewell to a space cactus. |
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Toast My Buns |
You dated a toaster. Your buns are now nice and toasy. |
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We Don't Go There |
You entered the forbidden mouse hole. |
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Quak Me Hard |
You dated a duck-human. The rumours are true. |
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Oh My What Long Arms You Have |
You dated a noodle hands mutant. Flexibility is a blessing. |
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There's No Place Like Wall |
You talked to the Man in the Wall. |
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Down in the Dungeon |
You found the Lich King Dungeon. (Steve's holiday house) |
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Keeps Me Company |
You defended yourself in the way only way you know how. |
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Qualified IT Consultant |
You listened to enough IT advice, you could probably get mid tier IT consulting job. |
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Kvlt Grooves |
You used the kvlt code to get the kvlt black metal audio tape. |
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Carpal Tunnel Revenue |
You pressed the ad button 10000 times and skipped the puzzle. You also may have carpal tunnel. |
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Notavirus.exe |
You installed a virus in IT. |
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High Fidelity |
You collected all the audio tapes. |